if you hit the 4000, you're the best. if you don't, you're the best as well.
if you read this, you're the best. if you don't, you're the worst but don't worry, you'll never know because you'll never read this.
if you comment, you're the best. if you don't, you're the worst and you know it. damn you.
if you like frogs, you're the best. if you don't, come one, you wouldn't be there. so you like them.